Trump Swats a Chomp Out of Alcatraz with Gator Encounter

Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly attempted feed somechunks to a massive reptile. Witnesses report that Trump maybe got a little a bit personal with the animal, leading some whispering. The {entireincident was captured on video, and clips have rapidly gone viral online.

• It's unclear
• chose Alcatraz
• people are theorizing that he wastrying to make a statement

Urgent Update: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!

A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President The Donald has encountered a pack of super creepy lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.

Local reporters claim to have seen the former leader grappling with the creatures, wielding a silver spoon. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from the White House.

Stay tuned for more updates on this completely unexpected event!

Trump's Wild Tour of Alcatraz

Get ready for a wild ride, folks! Tweeter-in-Chief is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, packing his best suits. He's even said he will build a wall around Alcatraz during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!

• Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
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Gator Jail? Definitely, Declares the Donald

Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. This situation down in Florida is gettin' ridiculous. They got these giant lizards runnin' free. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em roam around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta crack down of these beasts. That's why I say we gotta build a croc correction facility - Alcatraz for crocodiles, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' dealin' with the tough stuff.

• Drain the Swamp!

Trump's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!

This ain't your typical golf course, folks. The Commander-in-Chief himself is hitting the glades on a wild maniacal rampage. That's right, we're talking about Trumphunting for gators. Sources say he's packing his a brand new baseball cap and ready to unleash some swamp-justice. Will he emerge victorious? Only time will tell!

You Won't Believe This! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators

Folks, you are not gonna want to hear about this! The Donald himself, previous Prez Trump, has decided to go on a wild adventure. He's trading his golf clubs for some serious bravery and is going into a pen full of hungry alligators! Rumor has it that this whole thing was a publicity stunt.

What could ever be more wild? Only time will show.